Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails