What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola