What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!