What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.