What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it