What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.