What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.