What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road