What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.