Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
They both came in a little behind.
Six and a half books.
Half a cat
Everywhere.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.