Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car