Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.