Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting