Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.