Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS