Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.