Because the little boys pants were half off.
It's always 7% off.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because they hate shorts.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
An asymptoad.
Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
They've both been in little boys.