What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.