What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.