Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.