Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste