Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay