Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.