Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.