What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.