Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.