Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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You can drop her off anywhere!

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Because they're both cracked!

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Beets me.

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cause they're always dropping beets

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A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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He was always spiking the ball.

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Dr. Dre, of course.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Are you ready for the next episode?

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.