Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.