Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?

Candy Kush.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.