Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!