Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2