What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."