What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.