What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering