What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's