What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.