What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!