What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet