What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

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What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.