Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.