Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.