Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!