Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
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Coffee Mug
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
The crime rate.
Remove an electron.
You remove an electron from a Seal!
Miscarriage
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
A pointer!
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Hope you're ready for the next episode
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Women Say the Darndest Things
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
