Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
Bury-toes. Hah hah
Because women love digging up the past.
Because they work.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
Smooth Operator
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Edamame.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Don't touch this.
A fetaphile
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
He turns off his Xbox.
