Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
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Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
because AIR IS FREE
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.
He answered the iron.
It's a habit.
WD-4D
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Spin doctors !
Anti-biotics
He ran out of patients.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
An ion!
Remove an electron.
