What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Jelly Bean Jokes More Jelly Bean Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Yellow One Jokes More Yellow One Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.