What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Jelly Bean Jokes More Jelly Bean Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Yellow One Jokes More Yellow One Jokes

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.