The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Nailed it!"
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Survivor guilt.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A: A really big moth!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
I love the pokey, mon.
Sinko de mayo
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Nobody likes the black ones.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
