How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet