Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!