Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.