What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"