What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"