What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.