What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"