What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose