What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!