What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb