What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.