What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.