What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.