Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.