What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.