What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!