What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!