What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.