What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.