What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes