What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!