What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.