What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts