How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.