How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!