How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer