How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.