How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!