A buccaneer!
He keeps typing /arrr/
ARE YE READY KIDS !
You suffer from pickled hearing!
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
They're on the side of your buccin head.
A buccaneer
The specific ocean.
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.