Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.