Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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They both travel at c

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Are you seeding?

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.