Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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A virgin.

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AR-Kansas

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.