December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !