What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!