How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear