How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear