How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).