How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross