How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.