What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.