What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!