What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro