What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving