What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze