What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze