What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you