What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----