Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
He didn't like nuns.
Would you like fries with that "
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
There are literally Sicilians.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
It pains them to have standards.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Three blind mice.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
