What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.