What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa