What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!