Minor Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.