What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.