What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes