What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!