What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

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What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.