What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything