What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything