Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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