Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Make me one with everything.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog