Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)