Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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A fangfurther.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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An oncologist.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.