Zen Buddhist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.