They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
In A minor.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.