What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

1980 Jokes More 1980 Jokes

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Jimmy Saville Jokes More Jimmy Saville Jokes

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.