What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er