What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant