What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.