What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.