Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage