Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend