Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.