What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer