What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.