They just pray the gray away
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
To run their hands through their hair
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
Because these colors don't run
Her arms are amputated.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Present Alms!
She was a preacher.