They just pray the gray away
Lettuce, pray.
A: Lettuce pray
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Bare
Because these colors don't run.
ampnbsp Yellow.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
The Gray Poupon
A firm believer