Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!