Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Gray Jokes More Gray Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Preacher Jokes More Preacher Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer