When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A wind tunnel.
For the watch
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
Elixir.
Punch line in comments)
He ordered some NaCl.
Eclipse it.
Because it's sham poo.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Red paint!
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
A Standing Blow-vation.
