When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there